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تاریخ:سه شنبه 27 اردیبهشت 1390-11:10 ق.ظ

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از استاد دینی پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت:حرام است.

از استاد هندسه پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت:نقطه ای که حول نقطه ی قلب جوان میگردد.

از استاد تاریخ پرسیدن عشق چیست؟ گفت:سقوط سلسله ی قلب جوان.

از استاد زبان پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت:همپای love است.

از استاد ادبیات پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت : محبت الهیات است .

از استاد علوم پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت : عشق تنها عنصری هست که بدون اکسیژن میسوزد.

از استاد ریاضی پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت : عشق تنها عددی هست که هرگز تنها نیست.

از استاد فیزیک پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت :عشق تنها آدم رباتی هست که قلب را به سوی خود می کشد.

از استاد انشا پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت :عشق تنها موضوعی است که می توان توصیفش کرد.

از استاد قرآن پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت :عشق تنها آیه ای است که در هیچ سوره ای وجود ندارد .

از استاد ورزش پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت :عشق تنها توپی هست که هرگز اوت نمی شود.

از استاد زبان فارسی پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت :عشق تنها کلمه ای هست که ماضی و

مضارع ندارد.

از استاد زیست پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت :عشق تنها میکروبی هست که از راه چشم واردمیشود.

از استاد شیمی پرسیدند عشق چیست؟ گفت :عشق تنها اسیدی هست که درون قلب اثر می

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